Funny Advertising Fan Gifts

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Where Are They Now?

Aren't all gifts free?

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

In a trade reminiscent of Johnny Damon to the Yankees, Santa Claus signs with Gimbel's for big bucks and shaves his face.

'It saves me the trouble of constantly reminding myself what's my motvation.'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

The world famous floating legion of worms

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

Chiropractor Tube Men

I apologise for being shirtless, but I'm being paid to advertise with a tattoo.

Bobblehead Give Away Night.

Woman Buying A Thermometer.

"Look! He just told those ladies not to squeeze the toilet paper and yet he's doing the same thing!"

'Dad! This is my boyfriend, Bob. He works in advertising'.

'This perfect hold-up is brought to you by ACME ultra sharp high professional knifes!'

'I hate to interrupt a pantyhose commercial, but dinner's ready.'