Funny Letter Writer Gifts

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Letter writing lady.

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'It's for you.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"Take a letter, any letter"

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

Reading the love-letter

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

'It's very public-spirited to write your congressman, Millard, but Joe McCarthy has been dead for years!'

Penfriend

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

Penfriend