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"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

Ego

"Dammit, Jake - I said fetch the sheriff."

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

"Lousy spell check."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Time Machine Collision

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Well la de da. . .

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

The origins of bullet points.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Wake up."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Sorry, you're not my type'

Homes of the font designers

Penfriend

"What I really like about this relationship is that the italics are always mine."

"Objection, your Honor! Leading the witness!"

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."