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'Boy, that's a bold new look.'

"Wake up."

Old English detested when she had to mingle with the common "R's"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Italica

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Say it with flowers: It!

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Ovalifolium Longifora

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Damn floral activists."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"It's inoperable and perennial."