Tank Fans Gifts

Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Especially modified you say..."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Fetching some fuel.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

At the poetic justice fair.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

That's my summer place.

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

The Trench-Sealer

Panzer Hut.

Think Tank

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

How's my blitzkrieging?

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'