Tank Top Fans T-Shirts

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

A small man under a giant microscope.

At the poetic justice fair.

That's my summer place.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

Scranton the Ride

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

"Lousy spell check."

"There was a bee."

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

"The Christmas tree fairy is socially distancing."

The fountain of youths.

"Just one I'd like to see a menu."

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

Ego

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

'In our day, we had to squeeze rubber balls on horns with our mouths to hear music.'

'The pet store was out of clown fish so they were running a special on jester fish.'

"And if social-distancing is your bag, this little runabout ticks all the boxes."

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'