Tank Top Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Al's idea of formal wear is an ironed tank top."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

The Jumping Tank

Fuels paradise.

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Donald Rumsfeld

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Panzer Hut.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

The Trench-Sealer

Think Tank

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."