Tank Top Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Al's idea of formal wear is an ironed tank top."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

The Jumping Tank

Fuels paradise.

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Panzer Hut.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Pummping oil on troubled waters.