Tank Skateboard Aficionado T-Shirts

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"It's o.k., come on out."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Especially modified you say..."

Skateboard

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Skate Bored

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

The Jumping Tank

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Skateboard Olympics.

Corporate Image

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

Let's do it.'

Panzer Hut.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

The Trench-Sealer

Snakeboarding.