Tank Skateboard Aficionado Prints

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Especially modified you say..."

Skateboard

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Skate Bored

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"You're pathetic."

Skateboard Olympics.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

The Jumping Tank

Corporate Image

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Snakeboarding.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."