Tank Aficionado Prints

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

The Trench-Sealer

How's my aiming?

A stylized tank with many gun turrets.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Panzer Hut.

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Second Amendment Loophole

Tanks pulling skiers up a slope.

How's my blitzkrieging?

The Balancing Act of War

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"It's o.k., come on out."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

The Jumping Tank

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'