Tank Enthusiast Prints

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"I just feel safer in one of these."

Tank for sale

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'I haven't found a barrier yet that stops me!'

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

"How many cupholders?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'We prefer all female tank commanders. If they get lost in battle they're willing to stop and ask for directions.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Tank Tightrope

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"...And it was only driven to church on Sunday, by a little old lady! We...It was a rough neighbourhood!"

"I need one for my daughter, she's just passed her driving test."

Think Tank

"This is nothing. What's really scary is teaching your teenager to drive."

"I said, I wonder of all this is just the result of our inability to empathize and be good listeners."

Erdogan

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

China and Nato

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

"It's a little bit cramped, but you can't beat it for security."

Donald Trump in a tank

Army personnel in a tank

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

Armored Division. This machine has advanced software giving it cutting-edge analytical abilities. It assesses situations and then makes tactical battle decisions. Whisper ... whisper ... whisper. That is kinda funny, Ernie, but say it too loudly. It might conclude you're saying it's a nerd when you call it a "think tank."

Tank Donations to Ukraine

A stylized tank.

Man in a tank.

'The hand! The HAND!'

ARMS SALES!: 'It'll pay for itself in no time!'