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The Jumping Tank

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"It's o.k., come on out."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Especially modified you say..."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A street fight.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Roman paramedic.

Think Tank

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

BE.. All that you can BE...

The Trench-Sealer

A Cow Tank.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Panzer Hut.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'