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'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

The Jumping Tank

The Unknown Military Contractor

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

A Cow Tank.

The Signs of Time

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Less lethal than feared

Ukraine Crisis

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements