Trench Warfare Enthusiast Gifts

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A street fight.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

01/08/45

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

The Jumping Tank

The Unknown Military Contractor

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

A Cow Tank.

The Signs of Time

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Ukraine Crisis