Tug-o-war Enthusiast Gifts

'Did your side win the tug-o-war?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'You're too aggressive.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

01/08/45

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

Roman paramedic.

Boris & Theresa

Tug the Toggle

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

"Shoo!"

Ukraine Crisis

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

'Hi Hun.'

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'

'No I don't suppose Hitler had a good reception in his bunker.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

Silhouttes

Peninsular War: French Surrender to Spanish at Baylen