Tug-of-war Champ Gifts

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Toastquest!

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Jason and the Aga notes.

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Boris & Theresa

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Tug the Toggle

Ukraine Crisis

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

"Quit hogging the covers!"

Martial art painting.

When Worlds Collide

'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"I couldn't decide who gets the promotion, so company policy states that you thumb wrestle for it."

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

This Cartoon is Certified Politically Correct

'Did your side win the tug-o-war?'