Tug-of-war Strategist Gifts

Boris & Theresa

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

The Costs Of Doing War.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

Corporate pirate.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Military history

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

The strong corna war

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

The Future

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Sinking of the Moskva

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Battle.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Tug the Toggle

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"He doesn't have a single redeeming quality, he's just disrupting and awful and repulsive, and he has no consideration for other people's feelings."

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'