Tug-of-war Enthusiast Gifts

Ukraine Crisis

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Eye Off the Ball

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Vladimir Putin.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Oooops!

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

The Use of Cavalry