Twig Enthusiast Gifts

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Bashful in Nashville

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog Park Zoom

Curtsey

Scientists building a tower

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

You know I can't do the twist.

Sleeping Tiger

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago