Twig Enthusiast Pillows

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Bashful in Nashville

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Curtsey

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Scientists building a tower

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

You know I can't do the twist.

Sleeping Tiger

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I've had a rough day. Give me a whole ball of twine straight up."

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.