Tug Of War Gifts

Tug the Toggle

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

Cat boxer

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Boris & Theresa

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'

Ukraine Crisis

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"