Tug Of War Mugs

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

John McCain, pre-RIP

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Cat boxer

Boris & Theresa

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

'I've been extremely worried about our prospects of survival since the brontosauruses go nuclear weapons.'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'

Ukraine Crisis

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

"I think we're on the cusp of a breakthrough here!"

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'