Duvet Tug-of-war Champ Mugs

"Quit hogging the covers!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Emotional Bling

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Our Summer Without Dave

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Businessman fences with three others.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

First Place Layabout

Tug the Toggle

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"What are we doing today?"

Seemed like winter would never end.

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"