Duvet Champion Mugs

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Emotional Bling

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"There's the remote!"

Our Summer Without Dave

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

First Place Layabout

"What are we doing today?"

Seemed like winter would never end.

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

A sleeping couple

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'He calls it his Olympic legacy, he thought the games went on for 3 weeks.'