Duvet Dominator Mugs

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Dust Bunny

Elderly People

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Jazz Bagpipes

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

A sleeping couple

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Dirty Harry Dancing

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

Woman threatens husband with gun in bed. He says: 'You've gone too far with this stealing the duvet habit.'

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

'I know hunting season starts tomorrow, so get out of my mashed potatoes!'