Duvet Dominator Pillows

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Elderly People

Dust Bunny

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Jazz Bagpipes

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

A sleeping couple

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'You're obsessing again.'

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

Dirty Harry Dancing

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'