Duvet Day Enthusiast Pillows

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Bobbies library of jeans

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'He wants a second opinion.'

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Cowboy

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

Jeans Styles

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

A sleeping couple

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.