Duvet Day Enthusiast Pillows

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Bobbies library of jeans

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

'He wants a second opinion.'

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"It's the addition for our family room."

Frost advisory tonight.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Cowboy

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Jeans Styles

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

'I said shag carpeting.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.

The domino effect.

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'