Duvet Tug-of-war Champ Pillows

"Quit hogging the covers!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Emotional Bling

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Our Summer Without Dave

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Businessman fences with three others.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Tug the Toggle

"What are we doing today?"

First Place Layabout

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Seemed like winter would never end.

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"