Tug-o-war Enthusiast Pillows

'Did your side win the tug-o-war?'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'You're too aggressive.'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

Tug the Toggle

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

Boris & Theresa

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Shoo!"

Ukraine Crisis

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

'Hi Hun.'

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

Silhouttes

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

Peninsular War: French Surrender to Spanish at Baylen

'I thought that there had been 2 world wars, but this says 11.'