Tug-of-war Strategist Pillows

Boris & Theresa

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

The Costs Of Doing War.

A Rifle Competition in the North

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Military history

Corporate pirate.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

The Sinking of the Moskva

The Future

The strong corna war

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Battle.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Tug the Toggle

"He doesn't have a single redeeming quality, he's just disrupting and awful and repulsive, and he has no consideration for other people's feelings."

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

The Great Conqueror of all.