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Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You must have a green thumb."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Gardener