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Opposable Thumbs

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Checkmate!'

Future Wrestler

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

Strange Wrestling

"I now declare a thumb war."

News of the Day - The Future: The wrestler who is really masked

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

Man helping his mate go to the toilet by arm-wrestling with him

'Yuk! Whose idea was it to let Dad choose the entertainment for his birthday?'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'