Thumb Twiddling Enthusiast Pillows

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

Turn, turn and turn.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Curtsey

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

Twitter Prison

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

Machine

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

"Cheater"

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

Eric Clapton.

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"Don't text so fast! At this rate, you'll need your thumbs retread."

Ice Skater

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'