Thumb Trickster Pillows

'Objection, deliberately misleading the witness.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

A voodoo doctor.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Polly tries reverse psychology

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Look a huge bird!'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Go on! Pick a card.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Tom Mullica.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Candle Size

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"You call that a KISS?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

And that's why I'm still single!

'Sometimes the walls move...'

DIY store.

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

'So did you, or did you not, cut the victim in half, stuff the body into a trunk, and make it disappear?' Why magicians make lousy defendants.

Perspective Repair

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Can I divorce on grounds of unfeasible behaviour?"