Duvet Wranglers Pillows

'They say women are the weaker sex, but have you ever tried getting a duvet off your wife at three in the morning?'

Interior design trends for parents....

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

Climbing with the baby

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Babies

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

"When do I get my phone call"

The First Supper

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

Selfish man stealing the duvet.