Duvet Wranglers Pillows

'They say women are the weaker sex, but have you ever tried getting a duvet off your wife at three in the morning?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'Beware of teething baby.'

Climbing with the baby

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Babies

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

"When do I get my phone call"

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

The First Supper

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

Worm running away from hook.

'Occupational hazard.'