Duvet Wrestling Champion Pillows

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Emotional Bling

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

Stop the big guy!

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Published but unread poet.

Businessman fences with three others.

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

"Do my glutes look big in these?"

"I actually like my owners and don't want to wreck their furniture. I come when I'm called. I even cuddle with them. What's wrong with me? Am I losing it?"

Wishing You A Big Bunny Hug

"Quit hogging the covers!"