Duvet Champion Prints

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Emotional Bling

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Our Summer Without Dave

"There's the remote!"

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

"What are we doing today?"

First Place Layabout

Seemed like winter would never end.

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

A sleeping couple

"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

Olympic Duvet Grabbing.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'