War Tactics Gifts

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Putin and Zelensky

Tariff Wars

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tariffs"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Aggression/Security

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Split Decision

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Invade/Fail/Deny

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

A General tries to get rid of peace.

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Power/Expenditures

Who's the Rogue State?

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

The Costs Of Doing War.