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"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

The French Are Fielding a Back Four

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Putin and Zelensky

Tariff Wars

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tariffs"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Aggression/Security

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Invade/Fail/Deny

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

The Costs Of Doing War.

Power/Expenditures

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'