War Strategy T-Shirts

'Excellent strategy, General...Though I fear the enemy might be full size...'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Duke of Wellington

'We must remain resolute!'

'SURPRISE!' 'Shhh! Not yet.'

George Smith Patton

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Surrender of Vicksburg- Gen. Grant Negotiates Gen. Pemberton's Surrender

Tsar Nicholas at declaration of Crimean War

Civil War Exhibit. It says General Grant tried to take Vicksburg by moving the river channel back and forth. The first male channel-changer.

When retaliating it is best to do it before they attack.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Fox Holes

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Commander-in-Chief

'Sire! -- the Huns are defeating your army!' 'Don't worry -- I have my bureaucracy in reserve!'

Smart bomb plans his escape.

'And I thought you were under-equipped.'

Next time you build a Trojan Horse,don't forget the bloody airholes.

'No wonder we coudnt get Saddam on the first day of the war...he's using his people as a subterfuge.'

War and peace

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

Loose Ships Lip Sync

Confederates Attack Union Flotilla at Galveston, Texas- USS Westfield Exploding

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Okay, the Turks have taken over half the country, but that puts us in GREAT field position!"

Battle of Williamsburg- Gen. Hancock (Above) and Gen. Hooker (Below) Engage Enemy

This one is for not nuking Bin Laden....

'It's the economy.'

British Patent (applied for) Picking the Pickelhaube: A little Game for the Trenches

The Trench-Sealer

The Crusaders Enter Constantinople (History of the Crusades).

The Two Enemy Fleets Clash. (Orlando Furioso).

Lee's Attack on Fort Steadman, March 1865

The Army of the Potomac - Outlying Picket in the Woods