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"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

'Not only did I not invite that thing, he's definitely shooting hot!!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Cat in a tank...

Putin and Zelensky

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Target your message

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Prawn Amend

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

A General tries to get rid of peace.

A Rifle Competition in the North

Tetris Rejects