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A Rifle Competition in the North

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Putin and Zelensky

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Tic-tac-toe

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Tetris Rejects

The Costs Of Doing War.

Existential Risk

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Rubik's ice cube.