War Strategies Gifts

The Case Against Withdrawal

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Liberal non-interference policy in reaction to the Franco-Prussian War 1870

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

Home Thoughts Tommy (confused by the sudden encounter): "Er - er - third return to 'Ammersmith!"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Putin and Zelensky

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Invade/Fail/Deny

Split Decision

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Aggression/Security

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

The Costs Of Doing War.

Power/Expenditures

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Who's the Rogue State?

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."