Military Strategy Gifts

"Nice moat."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'

Wooden dove with tanks rolling out of it.

General's Coin Toss

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Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Oh no! We new Hannibal had elephants. We just didn't realise he was capable of launcing them."

"Agreed, there's a middle ground between stay the course and cut and run. But I'm quite certain it's not dance and flirt."

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

Crusade - Oil is thicker than blood?

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Rumsfeld wants a leaner, more agile military thta's harder to pin down at budget hearings...'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Peninsular War: French Surrender to Spanish at Baylen

Generals play chess using tiny missiles.

The Use of Cavalry

'Bob, you're fired as Estimator of Enemy Numbers.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

'You and whose army?'

The RIRA, Britain and Ireland...

War and War

American and Russian foreign policy?

"It's a great treaty, but do we trust us?"

'As military strategists go Duke, you're not exactly Alexander the Great.'

'Peaceful yes - but in the event of war, all we have to do is hurl our radioactive waste at them.'

U.S. Military Guide to Occupation in Foreign Countries...

Actualities - Father Time feels the need to equip himself according to fashion

'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.'

World Cop.

'Ummmm can we have our drone back mister?'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"