Warfare Strategy Gifts

Castle: "Who is it?"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Putin and Zelensky

Soldier armed with a pen.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Aggression/Security

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Split Decision

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Power/Expenditures

The Costs Of Doing War.

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Who's the Rogue State?

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

"Hot Pocket"

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."