Warfare Gifts

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'

Early Battering Rams

'...Wait a moment, I need to review my exit strategy.'

'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'

Horseback.

'I laugh in the face of danger.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'Perhaps we should have attended the negotiating skills seminar.'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'But occasionally, there's some accidental collateral damage.'

The Use of Cavalry

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Seems like we've a long night ahead of us.'

"Is it true, Grandpa? When you were a kid, were WMDs really called 'nukes'?"

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Men on horseback discussing war

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

"It doesn't get any better than this."

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Archers.

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"Late summer to early fall - that's my favorite time of year."

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

A gentleman talking with a soldier injured in Crimea

Actualities - The Cursed Year

Hit Or Missler Gun

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

"There's got to be a better way to do this."