Military Strategy Mugs

"Nice moat."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

Wooden dove with tanks rolling out of it.

''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'

"Agreed, there's a middle ground between stay the course and cut and run. But I'm quite certain it's not dance and flirt."

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

General's Coin Toss

Armed Forces Recruitment: Learn New Skills In Hacking, Spyware, Cyber Warfare.

Crusade - Oil is thicker than blood?

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

Generals play chess using tiny missiles.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

The Use of Cavalry

Peninsular War: French Surrender to Spanish at Baylen

'Bob, you're fired as Estimator of Enemy Numbers.'

'Rumsfeld wants a leaner, more agile military thta's harder to pin down at budget hearings...'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Actualities - Father Time feels the need to equip himself according to fashion

Jealous of a statue.

'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.'

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Nato Membership

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'All those who think we should be more Hawkish, say 'Ka-boom!''

War and War

"It's a great treaty, but do we trust us?"

U.S. Military Guide to Occupation in Foreign Countries...

'As military strategists go Duke, you're not exactly Alexander the Great.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Last man standing?

"I know - let's call this one Operation Lowered Expectations."

"Hold on there, mister 'World Policeman' where do you think you're going?"