
'Iraq - A Hard Place'
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'Iraq - A Hard Place'
McCain 2007 Meets McCain 1972
Obama's Surge
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'
"Stock options for your thoughts."
"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula
'I want you to paddle against the current.'
"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"
"Serendipity is not a strategy."
"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."
"He's his own worst enemy."
"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"
"I think someone's trying to play games with us."
Our Two Parties, Explained
"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."
Two Ways out of Iraq.
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
'There's too much corruption in the third world.'
'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
Jack and Ina build their dream house.
'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'
'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'
'I want to discuss communication clarity.'
'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'
"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."
Ukraine Crisis
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