Battle Strategies Mugs

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Aggression/Security

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

Power/Expenditures

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

The Use of Cavalry

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

"You can let that go till later, Harris."