Battle Strategies T-Shirts

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Split Decision

Aggression/Security

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Power/Expenditures

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Who's the Rogue State?

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

The Use of Cavalry

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"